.:: Day 28 ::.
Izzy: "GAHHHHH!"
Mason: "Izzy! There you are."
Izzy: "Not now Mason. I'm disgusting from sweating all day trying to find myself some food, and I'm starving from not FINDING any food."
Mason: "I just want to talk about potential Mole suspects with you... But if you're busy now, I can wait."
Izzy: "Hmmm... Well, in that case, I'm all yours. Try to keep up, darling."
Mason: "-and I hate to keep bothering you, but the final quiz IS tomorrow, so you must be able to relate to my anxiety, correct?"
Izzy: "Uh-huh. Of course."
Mason: "That is mighty fine to hear, my dear friend. Have you thought how you're going to split it up?"
Izzy: "Split what up?"
Mason: "...Your quiz?"
Izzy: "Oh, yes, of course. I'm going to go all in for my main suspect. What's the point of going 50/50?"
*Izzy takes her skirt off*
Mason: "True, good point. Did you go 50/50 last quiz? I nearly did, but then I realized that-... erm. Should I go...?"
*Izzy throws her top off....*
*...then her underwear*
Mason: "OH my, uh-par-pardon me. I had no idea you were taking a shower, I thought y-you were just going for a swim..."
Izzy: "Hahaha, you're so cute when you're nervous. Did you know that? Anyway, can you help me turn this thing on? I'm afraid Rue never let me use it."
Mason: "Uhhhh, y-yes, of course! I'll just stand over here though if you don't mind... There should be a foot pump on the ground, I think there's about 5 gallons of solar heated water in the tank."
Izzy: "Ahhhh... Thanks Mason! You are ever so kind."
Mason: "No problemo.. Hehe... Uhhh... So where was I...?"
Izzy: "I think we were about to discuss old missions? How the three of us fared in them and such."
Mason: "We were? Oh, okay, well. I'll tell you a time I purposefully sabotaged if you reciprocate the favor?"
Izzy: "The only favors I return are sexual, but keep talking."
Mason: "...Okay, so, uhm. Remember the auction mission? I spent 16 points, and was actually going to spend more but never got the opportunity to."
Izzy: "Pft! That was your WORST purposeful sabotage?! EVERYONE spent money that mission, you weren't the only devil that day."
Mason: "Fine. Your turn."
Izzy: "No way! Yours doesn't count."
Mason: "But that's the only time I sabotaged!"
Izzy: "How unfortunate. Guess we have nothing to trade."
Mason: "That's not fair!"
Izzy: "Well, there IS one thing we could trade..."
Mason: "Huh?"
Izzy: "Jump in the shower with me. This Eve could REALLY use her Adam out here."
Mason: "Wh-Who do you think I am?!?! I have integrity, you know!"
Izzy: "In that case, I have no information for you. Scurry along now! And don't think of me when you masturbate by yourself in the woods later. You had your chance with me, and now it has passed. At least your brother knows a good opportunity when he sees one, you should learn to be more spontaneous and carefree like him."
Mason: "I-I.... I should go.... I need to talk to Morgan!"
Izzy: "Oh right, can't forget about your girlfriend!
YOU UPTIGHT WANKERS ARE JUST PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!"
Mason: "Why hello there, old friend!"
Morgan: "I'm busy."
Mason: "So I've heard before..."
Morgan: "And you'll KEEP hearing it till you go away."
Mason: "Look, Morgan, I don't mean to bother you-"
Morgan: "And yet, stay you do."
Mason: "Hm...."
Mason: "HMMM..."
Morgan: "..."
Mason: "HMMMMM."
Morgan: "If you're trying to get my attention, it won't work."
Mason: "Here teacher, I'm sitting right here! PLEASE call on me! Pick me, Mr. Hyde!"
Morgan: "You think THAT will work? I'm used to not calling on kids all the time. You simply look everywhere BUT at them."
Mason: "There's rumors that you're secretly a man dressed as a woman... Who's dressed as a man."
Morgan: "Mason, this is silly. Stop this charade. What do you want so I can go back to studying for the quiz?"
Mason: "I just want a conversation. You complain that as Whitney, you could talk to anyone with ease, and yet I'm trying to talk to you, the REAL you, and you continue to ignore me and push me away? If that's not being hypocritical, I do not know what is."
Morgan: "...Huh. How intriguing. Okay, I'll entertain you. What shall today's topic be?"
Mason: "You know, I know, right?"
Morgan: "Know what?"
Mason: "You know."
Morgan: "Um, no I don't."
Mason: "How can you NOT know I know? It is quite obvious. We all know it."
Morgan: "I swear to god Mason, if you say ONE more vague thing I'm throwing you to the sharks."
Mason: "Then I won't say anything else."
Morgan: "Uhhh... Okay?"
Mason: "....."
Morgan: "........."
Mason: "..................."
Morgan: "........................."
Morgan: "MY LORD! What the fuck do you think I think I know about what you think?!!?"
Mason: "It's her."
Morgan: "Yes, I fucking know it's her!"
Mason: "It's interesting..."
Morgan: "What's interesting? Tell me. What the fuck is so interesting?"
Mason: "It's just... You're usually cool, calm, and collected, even under a ton of pressure. Why so quick to anger? Are you.... No. I mustn't think that. How rude of me to even SUGGEST that... Well, never mind."
Morgan: "ARE YOU.... What are you trying to imply? That I'm on my.... You know what.... Yes, I'm getting angrier. Why? Because I have never been exposed to THIS much pressure! When I'm on stage, I have already rehearsed and prepared for many, MANY hours. And as far as my classroom, I only have to deal with the brats for an hour or two at a time. But this place?! It's fucking terrible, every single thing is terrible, and you pestering me beyond BELIEF is not helping!"
Mason: "Ahhh... So you ARE on your period!"
Morgan: "NO, I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
Mason: "Got it. No more further questions. What a productive chat it has been!"
Mason: "...BUT before I go, just ONE more question: Do you often lose to men?"
Morgan: "...Mason, you have EXACTLY 10 seconds to leave."
Mason: "Message received and info gathered!
Sorry if I offended you at all, it was never my true intention. I'm doing what I need to do to win, please bear that in mind."
Morgan: "5....4....3...."
Morgan: "2...."
Morgan: "......1."
Morgan: "Now where was I before I was so RUDELY interrupted..."
.:: Day 29 ::.
Morgan: "Do tigers even have whiskers??"
Izzy: "Uhhh.... Obviously! What kind of question is that??"
Izzy: "Don't tell me you're trying to act like Whitney again just to bond with me...."
Morgan: "What?! Of course not! And quite frankly, I'm offended you'd even think that.
Alright, there, done!"
Izzy: "Awesome-sauce! Thanks girl. Just wish you were a boy.... I REALLY miss men, like... A LOT."
Morgan: "Does Mason not qualify?"
Izzy: "Pft, hell no! I've given him umpteen opportunities to find some pleasure out here, and he has refused me every single time. I'm starting to believe that HE'S gay..."
Morgan: "Unlikely."
*Morgan puts the colors back*
Izzy: "What makes you say that?"
Morgan: "That boy had a HUGE crush on Whitney, and I think he may actually have some weird lingering feelings that he doesn't know what to do with."
Izzy: "Really?? I mean, you're probably just being vain, but if that is true, how juicy is that?! He must like his women older.... And since I'm a year older than him, he'll probably like me too!"
Morgan: "I am NOT just being vain here, child. I have MUCH more experience than you, and MUCH more maturity."
Izzy: "....Whatever."
Morgan: ".....Oh. JK! I was totes just joking with you. You're clearly younger and hotter than me. I mean, have you SEEN my wrinkles?!"
Izzy: "I have! Sometimes I get a small glimpse of you and think you're my nanny!"
Morgan: "...."
Izzy: "Anyway, speaking of Mason, has he been trying to talk to you recently?"
Morgan: "YES. How did you know?"
Izzy: "Because he's been trying to talk to me. Get as much information as possible for the quiz. But I'm trying to ignore him. I've taken extensive notes all season, there's really not much he can offer me at this point. Plus, why should I lend him any of the hard-earned info that I have gathered myself??"
Morgan: "True.... Wait."
Izzy: "Wait what?"
Morgan: "You just implied that you think I am the Mole...!?"
Izzy: "....Well, that's because...... I do."
Morgan: "But I think YOU are the Mole!"
Izzy: "You think I'M the Mole?!?! I mean, I'm almost flattered, but it's not flattering coming from the Mole herself..."
Morgan: "Wait..... Hold up now! You SERIOUSLY suspect me?! That... That doesn't make any sense."
Izzy: "Well, ONE of us has to be right, and one is wrong. It's not me, so you're wrong. Sorry to tell you."
Morgan: "Unless..."
Izzy: "Unless what?"
Morgan: "Unless MASON is the Mole, and we're both wrong."
Mason: "GOOD MORNING LADIES!"
Morgan & Izzy: "AHHGHH!!"
Mason: "Oh. My bad, I didn't mean to startle either of you. In fact, I am more startled at the fact that both of you- WHAT THE?!"
Mason: "WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACES?!"
Morgan: "Relax, Mason. It's just the leftover paint that Artie left behind. You know, the stuff Rue made out of berries and such?"
Mason: "But.... Why?"
Izzy: "It's called 'Fun', Mason, but it's okay, you wouldn't understand what that is anyway."
Mason: "I'm not judging, I'm just.... surprised, is all, hehe. Erm.... So, uh, what are you two roleplaying as?"
Morgan: "We're not playing Dungeons and Dragons, Mason. But since you asked... I'm trying to look like a dead pirate. I like pirates.... Especially dead ones."
Mason: "Oh... Nice, very nice. And you?"
Izzy: "What does it look like? A tiger, Mason."
Mason: "Oh... Bwhehehee..."
Izzy: "What's so funny?"
Mason: "Oh, it's nothing... Bwhahahaha!!"
Morgan: "Don't make us ask again."
Mason: "...Eh, it's just, uhm.. Aren't tigers ORANGE, and not blue?"
*Morgan sighs*
Morgan: "Yes, Mason, we know the color of a tiger. Unfortunately, Artie used up all the orange paint because apparently that's her favorite color. So we were stuck with green or blue."
Mason: "Ah, I see. I think you picked the wrong feline though. I think a cougar would have better suited you, Izzy."
Morgan: "Huh? What is that supposed to mean?"
Izzy: "It means I sucked his brother off, and now Mason is jealous."
Mason: "J-Jealous?!?! Are you OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND WOMAN?! You seduced my brother, who is STILL IN COLLEGE!"
Mason: "...But it could be worse. I thought you two had sexual intercourse."
Morgan: "Mason, you could REALLY use some loosening up! Learn to live a little and have fun, man!
...Maybe even get laid in the process! Anything goes in this... new wave of cool young... hipsters!"
Mason: "Izzy, Morgan is playing you. This isn't her. She doesn't face-paint, ESPECIALLY with other people."
Mason: "This is just another one of her grand acts to get you to trust her and then spill some beans. Consider yourself warned."
Morgan: "How ominous of him. He really is turning into quite the douche out here, isn't he?"
Morgan: "Have you ever thought that maybe he's been playing us this ENTIRE time? His whole unicorn obsession was a hoax, and perhaps the recorder was just a distraction? Or maybe... He used it to find out who suspected him? If he knew that, he could try to sway them in another direction. And his constant nervousness and questioning?! His game reminds me of Rachel. She was an investigator of some sort as well, and guess what she turned out to be?"
Izzy: "Is it true?"
Morgan: "Is what true?"
Izzy: "That you really are just pretending to bond with me?"
Morgan: "No Izzy. You should know me better than that by now."
Izzy: "Literally, Morgan, stop! Stop being so gosh-darn fake!!"
Morgan: "Fine. You want to know the absolute truth?"
Izzy: "Yes."
Morgan: "The truth is.... I’d rather eat monkey shit than be forced to smell your terrible B.O. for one more day.”
Morgan: "Fine. You want to know the absolute truth?"
Izzy: "Yes."
Morgan: "The truth is.... I’d rather eat monkey shit than be forced to smell your terrible B.O. for one more day.”
Izzy: "Wow. Just WOW. Just when I thought I liked you, JUST when I thought you might actually be a decent human being.... You show your true self: An ugly skeleton with no soul and no heart."
Morgan: "Oh, for crying out loud! Someone call the WAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!"
Izzy: "You are a DISGRACE to women worldwide, Morgan Hyde. I hope with all my heart that you fail your test tonight."
Morgan: "HA! And YOU aren't a disgrace?!"
Izzy: "No. I am a ROLE MODEL."
Izzy: "Catch you never."
Morgan: "HA! And YOU aren't a disgrace?!"
Izzy: "No. I am a ROLE MODEL."
Izzy: "Catch you never."
Morgan: "Jeez... Kitty go MROWWW...."
BRENT: "Greetings, Castaways!"
"As you should know, this is your FINAL mole quiz, and thus, instead deemed:
The Final 'Test'."
"This Test will test your knowledge on the Mole's behavior over the course of the entire season."
"And more specifically, it will be based on the 10 missions that we have had over the last 29 days."
"So, if you could, please take a seat at one of the three stations before you."
"There will be 10 questions, each regarding a previous mission, starting from our very first one. Therefore, I hope you studied your journals, as you will NOT be able to access them tonight."
"Out of the two Mole-Hunters, whoever has the higher score will be the winner of this season. If a tie occurs, whoever has known the identity of the Mole the most, over the longest period of time, will be deemed the winner."
BRENT: "You may begin."
1. Which colored rug was the Mole standing on during the Finest Flag mission?
a) Red
b) Green
2. During the Tribal Feud mission, which of the following words did the Mole use as an answer?
a) Death
b) Laptop
c) Library
3. Who was the Mole’s opponent in the Face-Off mission?
a) Artie
b) Midge
c) Georgie
4. During the On Your Mark mission, was the Mole the “Mayday” person for their tribe?
a) Yes
b) No
5. Did the Mole ever take the Leader position during the 2 Rooms 1 Boom mission?
a) Yes
b) No
6. During the Bon Apetit! Mission, the Mole consumed which of the following dishes?
a) Expired Key Lime Pie
b) Scorpion
c) Bug Pie
7. How many points did the Mole spend during the Auction mission?
a) 22
b) 16
c) 10
8. In the Burn ‘Em mission, how many “lives” did the Mole’s effigy originally start off with?
a) 3
b) 4
9. True or False: The Mole was the first one to fall during the Get A Grip mission?
a) True
b) False
10. True or False: The Mole’s loved one was related by blood?
a) True
b) False
11. Who, is.... THE MOLE?
a) Morgan Hyde
b) Izzy Fleming
c) Mason Livingston
.:: Day 30 ::.
*HELICOPTER APPROACHING, GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER*
BRENT: "GOOOOD MORNING, CONTESTANTS! IT'S DAY 30, WHICH MEANS... IT'S TIME TO GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF HERE!!"
BRENT: "...Hello?! You all still alive!?"
Dan the Cameraman: "You're going to have to yell a WHOLE lot louder than that."
BRENT: "Huh? Why?"
Dan the Cameraman: "The departure helicopter just landed a little over yonder."
BRENT: "Oh geez, you're right! I can actually feel it!"
BRENT: "Okay... Here goes:
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, I MEAN IT THIS TIME! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AND PACK YOUR THINGS!"
Morgan: "Aughhh... What in the world... Wait.. Something's wrong... I can't hear myself.... I THINK I'M TURNING DEAF!
...Oh. JUST A HELICOPTER!
...I'm going back to sleep."
Mason: "Huh?! We're leaving!? But the sun hasn't even fully risen?! Can't we stay here just a LITTLE longer?"
Izzy: "WOOOOOHHH!! LET'S GET A MOVE ON PEOPLE! IT'S FINALLY TIME TO GET OFF THIS MOTHER-FUCKIN' SOBER ISLAND!"
BRENT: "Nothin' like the smell of feet in the mornin'!"
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PILOT: "PREPARING FOR TAKE-OFF. EVERYONE, PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SAFETY BELTS... WE'VE ALREADY HAD ONE BAD INCIDENT THIS MONTH..."
PILOT: "...ANNNNND WE'RE OFF!"
BRENT: "IZZY, MASON, MORGAN: SAY YOUR FINAL GOODBYES TO THE ISLAND!"
Mason: "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?"
BRENT: "WE ARE HEADING TO THE MAIN ISLAND! AKA, MY HOME TURF...
NEW ZEALAND!
THERE, WE WILL GET YOU GUYS SITUATED IN A HOTEL SO YOU CAN CLEAN UP AND LOOK YOUR BEST DURING TONIGHT'S FINALE."
Mason: "ADIOS, MOLEVIVOR ISLAND!"
Morgan: "WE WILL MISS YOU.... NOT."
Izzy: "GOODBYE HELL, HELLO HEAVEN!!!"
BRENT: "WELCOME, VIEWERS, TO THE GRAND FINALE OF THE MOLE: SEASON 6!"
BRENT: "We are LIVE from the coast of New Zealand, and tonight, we have gathered together the 14 castaways who competed on this special Survivor-themed season."
BRENT: "We will get them out here in just a moment. But first, I present to you... THE FINAL 3!"
BRENT: "Mason, Morgan, and Izzy are each sitting behind one of these posts, eagerly anticipating their fate as we finally reveal the runner-up, the winner, and, of course... THE MOLE!"
BRENT: "So stick around, it's gonna be one heck-of-a night!"
POLL: FAVORITE REAL LIFE MISSION:
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BRENT: "Annnnnnnnnnnd we are back! Right? Can you guys just put a hand up or something instead of saying 'ACTION'? You'd think the production team would know by now that their HOST can't hear..."
BRENT: "Here comes Killian now, the very first boot of the season!"
BRENT: "Killian Montgomery left us far too early, but luckily, he has returned to share with us another original song of his, to reintroduce to us the entire cast!!"
BRENT: "Killian... The stage is yours, mate."
Killian (written by his creator, Alleen): "Who is the Mole?
Fourteen players gather together
On an Island, like a survivor,
One of them is the Mole…
Can the others sniff the culprit out?
Who is the Mole?
Can it be Killian the girl’s magnet?
With his guitar he tried to charm
But another one in his tribe
Took him for a ride
And oh dear….
In the first week he got it all wrong…
Who is the mole?
Can it be Ambrose the silent mime?
With her body she tried to speak
But no one understood her...
And in the second week she stood no more.
Who is the mole?
Can it be Midge the dedicated dentist?
With his tooth brush in his hand
He tried to teach
But no one wanted to listen
And on the end of the third week,
His stay on the island came to an end.
Who is the mole?
Can it be Tony the sea loving man?
With his fishing gear he tried to feed his tribe
Day in and day out he helped them
survive
But one day he just fainted…
Too much sun and too much work
His poor body couldn’t take it…
Poor guy had to be evacuated.
Who is the mole?
Can it be Plum the gossipy Journalist?
All day long she walked around
Spreading stories about who’s the Mole
Then one day she started to bleed
Nobody knew why she got sick
So another one had to leave...
Who is the mole?
Can it be Georgie the manic single mother?
Could she survive without her babies?
Not seeing them every day,
Got her crazy more and more by the day
Some people thought she was the Mole
But her light was the one that went
out that night…
Who is the mole?
Can it be Adrian the seductive Shark?
Charming the girls and broke their hearts
He believes that women are all evil
And nothing in life is fair…
But on the end he wished them luck
On his way out…
Who is the mole?
Can it be Caden the superstitious
Grammar Nazi?
Correcting everybody’s way of talk
Working on their nerves
with his superstitious ideas
But his luck ran out
When his light blown out…
Who is the mole?
Can it be Linda the Ultimate gaming
chick?
Sweet and innocent and good
All she wants to do is to date somebody
But before she could
Her flame went out together with
another one.
Who is the mole?
Can it be Artie the colorful Artist?
Wiz some fruit she made her paint
And on her way out,
she made a lifelong friend.
Who is the mole?
Can it be Rue the unappreciated
inventor?
All day long he went up and down
To gather lots of bamboo
For privacy at the loo
But stress got him and out he go…
Who is the mole?
There is only three to go…
Who is it?
Can it be Morgan the Imposter?
First she was Whitney the cute blonde
girl
Later she became a bad brown-eye girl
It can be her…
Who will know?
Or maybe it’s Mason the Bumbling fool?
With a recorder in his unicorn's arse,
He recorded all the chit-chat
To listen at night
Maybe it is him
We will find out soon...
Or is it Izzy the polar opposites?
Good in the day and wild at night
But I like… mmm…
Can she really be the mole?
Soon we will know.
Who is the mole…
(Everyone applauds)
Adrian: "Yessss, brilliant, just BRILLIANT!"
BRENT: "Lovely, so lovely. Thank you, Killian, for sharing with us the ONE thing I cannot enjoy."
Killian: "Uhhh... You're welcome?"
BRENT: "No matter, sorry for sounding so rude... How unprofessional of me! But professionals are boring chumps, and this finale should be a PARTY, not a business meeting!"
BRENT: "So on with the party, eh?!!"
BRENT: "Behind those walls, there is, in fact, one person who is the Mole..."
BRENT: "But ONE person is also the ultimate Mole-HUNTER of the season, crowned as this season's Sole Survivor from the Mole's wrath and deception!"
BRENT: "So who is it? Time to find out!"
BRENT: "CONTESTANTS!"
BRENT: "Please stand up and be ready, as we are about to announce the winner of Molevivor!"
BRENT: "Before you is a torch."
BRENT: "Remember: Fire represents your life."
BRENT: "In just a moment, two torches will be extinguished, while one will remain ablaze. If that's you, you are the victor of the season, and may join the rest of the cast in celebration."
BRENT: "Be ready in 3...."
BRENT: "2....."
BRENT: ".....1."
BRENT: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the WINNER, of THE MOLE, SEASON 5, IS............."
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"MASON LIVINGSTON!"
*Everyone claps wildly*
Mason: "SUCCESS! Hehe..."
Izzy: "Pig's Arse!"
Morgan: "What the fuck ever..."
Adrian: "That's good. He's a pretty standup dude."
Caden: "Damn it. I was hoping for my girl Izzy to win!"
Adrian: "YOUR girl?? If I recall correctly, you didn't fuck her. You only fuck dudes."
Caden: "CAN THAT PLEASE BE THE LAST GAY JOKE!?"
BRENT: "Tell us how you did it, Mason!"
Mason: "Well, I- aughh!"
Caden: "Ooh! Man down... Should have worn a green beanie like myself to ward bad luck away! Missed opportunity indeed."
Tony: "This is triggering me. I still cannot BELIEVE that my body, of all things, was my demise. I had such a great shot at winning!"
Plum: "Be quiet Toeknee. You overworked yourself, that was your fault. As for me, I was unjustly DRUGGED. I deserve the right to a fair and speedy trial by jury!"
Georgie: "We pretty much ARE the jury, sweetheart... And consensus is: I deserve a higher spot than you."
Plum: "...HOW?!"
Georgie: "I was the only parent AND heavy person on that island.... You do the math.
Plus, God so kindly graced me with constipation... Now how is THAT fair?"
BRENT: "Need help up, mate?"
Mason: "No, uhh... I'm good, hehe... Thanks though, sir. I'm just happy to have landed on sand!"
BRENT: "Well, pat yourself off my friend, because the Mole awaits!"
BRENT: "As per tradition, I'll let you do the honors of revealing the Mole to the cast and to the world!"
Mason: "...."
BRENT: "...Now, please."
Mason: "I, uh... Well, no one told me which one she is in...."
BRENT: "Oh geez."
BRENT (whispering): "First one, mate."
Mason: "Message received!"
*Mason knocks*
Mason: "It's me, Mason! It is time to finally expose yourself to the world!! ...I mean, not in that way, hehe... Keep yo' panties on! Ahahaha... Uhm. Right. Here comes the public- just not pubic- reveal!"
BRENT & MASON: "AND THE MOLE, IS...."
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BRENT & MASON: "-MORGAN HYDE...!?"
Artie: "VUT?!"
Linda: "YES! I knew it all along!"
Morgan: "Hah! Fuck you, fuckers."
Mason: "But this doesn't make any sense!"
BRENT: "No, it does not.... It appears we have made a mistake, because Morgan is NOT the Mole."
Morgan: "Nope... I should have won!"
Rue: "What the hell is going on?!"
BRENT: "The TRUE Mole is..."
IZZY: "IZZY FLEMING."
BRENT: "Izzy Fleming! ...What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
*Mason gestures behind him*
BRENT: "... Oh. THERE'S our Mole!"
Izzy: "Hahahahahah! Yes, it's indeed I. Isabelle Fleming-Goode, or as I would prefer you call me from now on...The Mole. For the past season, I've been lying to you all about more than one thing. Now it's time for me to embrace both sides. Both the side that loves to frolic in the moonlight -avoiding strangulation- and the side that clearly loves to sabotage relationships (I do apologize, mother).
I could talk forever about why I did this, why the lovely producers decided that a wild child like myself would be the best saboteur on a deserted island, etcetera, etcetera, but you don't want that! You want me to be, like, completely honest about something you all want to know..."
"Why did it take applying to a reality show about liars for a teenage liar to finally snap free? Well, my parents never would have allowed me to come back home. I could've simply moved out from their...lavish McMansion...but that wasn't truly an option either. This reality show...ah, a perfect cover story. Now, my mother loves me and my father...he isn't important...so I can freely distance myself and be the sexy girl I am, hehe." *she winks*
"There's some friends I need to talk to in a little place called Hidden Springs..."
"Now, I would say I am terribly sorry for stealing all the cash money from your pot, but I'm not! Hehe. Sure, my parents are gross rich and...well, I was employed with a super job, but I truly earned this money. On my own."
"Anyway, thanks for the fun times! Love, love, loved this place! Oh, and don't you worry...I'll be back! Hehe."
BRENT: "Woot woot! Now that the winner and REAL Mole have been revealed--speaking of, someone REALLY should have clarified to me which stall was considered "first" and "last"-- We can go ahead and talk about the entire season freely, with no secrets holding us back."
BRENT: "But before we do, it's time for a short commercial break!"
BRENT: "So don't change the channel!"
Karen (executive producer): "Morgan, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOT!"
Morgan: "But it was announced that I was the Mole!"
Izzy: "Morgan, we all know you're not the Mole."
Morgan: "Fine. But I should have won! I knew you were the Mole too!"
Mason: "Yes, but not as long as I had. You came in second, Morgan. You have to accept that."
Morgan: "Bleh. The runner-up never gets attention in these things... Such bullshit."
Karen: "Annnnnd CUT!"
BRENT: "Welcome back, to the live finale of The Mole!"
"It is time to show the chart of everyone's prime suspect throughout the entirety of the season!"
[GREEN = Individual Exemption, DARK GREEN = Tribal Exemption]
[RED = Executed/Eliminated]
[A "+/- 1" indicates a bonus or penalty]
[Parenthesis show that player's main suspect during that quiz]
[All scores are out of 5]
Adrian: "Sammi was the girl that conned me of all my wealth..."
Plum: "I don't even plumming LIKE beans!"
Caden: "I lika Kali!"
Tony: "Isn't that-a bad grammar?"
Caden: "No. It's an anagram, Mario."
Adrian: "Just because he's Italian?? That's low-key racist."
Caden: "Not the correct usage of that word whatsoever."
Adrian: "Whatever."
Linda: "My father's name was definitely not Jake, let's just get that clear."
Artie: "Zpeakin' of ze anagrams... 'Vul' backwardz iz 'Luv', az en, LOVE.
How beau, no?"
Rue: "AM I SECRETLY A NINJA?!"
BRENT: "Riiiiight... Here are some cold hard stats and facts:
Morgan, or, well... WHITNEY, was nearly voted out when she tied for lowest score with Midge on the third quiz. Her idol was the only thing that saved her that night, allowing her to have a massive comeback and just NEARLY stealing the win at the very end.
As you can see from the chart, Izzy's name was written down 6 times, plus 2 more times due to Mason and Morgan scoring a perfect 11/11 on the Final Test.
That's 8 times in total; as a reminder, each time the Mole's name is written down, 10 points is taken from the Mole's stash and deposited into the Winner's final pot. So 8 x 10 = 80.
The Group Pot originally held 905 point, it now contains 985, whereas the Mole's Stash was originally 1095, it's now at 1015.
That means Izzy is walking away with $1,015,000! That's over a million!!!
And Mason is leaving with $985,000!! Wowza!"
BRENT: "The reason Mason beat Morgan was because we actually questioned Exemption-holders about their primary suspect in-case of a tie... In total:
MASON wrote down Izzy 4 times,
MORGAN wrote down Izzy 3 times,
and
RUE wrote down Izzy 3 times as well.
Mason, Morgan, and Rue were the only 3 contestants to put Izzy as their main suspect throughout the entire season, which is a new record for fewest number of players who caught onto the Mole, so congrats Izzy!"
BRENT: "Mason not only suspected her the most amount of times, but was ALSO the first person to suspect the Mole out of anybody else on the cast, which is why he will go down as one of the most deserving winners in The Mole history!"
BRENT: "So how did he do it?"
Mason: "Good question. I don't know how I did it myself, hehe."
Morgan: "OOH, I know! It's because you CHEATED with your fucking UNICORN."
Izzy: "Cool your tits, Morgan. You're jealous and mad that you lost. Learn to suck it up, buttercup!"
Morgan: "Yeah, well, suck my dick, bitch..."
Izzy: "GLADLY!"
BRENT: "....Are people seriously talking while I'm talking? RUDE. I should be surfing right now, or hanging out with my buds, not doing this thankless job. But high spirits, Brent! It's the only thing that keeps you going!"
BRENT: "So everyone, please shut your mouths and take a look at the TV behind me. Try to pay attention to that instead of the beautiful ocean backdrop!"
Mason was an odd character from the very start.
A seemingly mature and bright young lad, he was very socially awkward.
Mason: "Uhh... I'm here for, well, The Mole? Is this the right place? Oh no don't tell me I climbed the wrong ladder again...."
A man who was extremely aware of his surroundings, but had very little self awareness of himself...
Killian: "Of course! How could I forget such a beautiful face? You were at Jules' wedding! I never got a chance to introduce myself to you, though, which was a pity."
Mason: "So uh, sorry to interrupt this moment, but should I get some firewood, or....?"
...And who also had a strange obsession with his stuffed unicorn.
Mason: "Uhm, hi."
Artie: "Bonjour!!"
Mason: "So, I need to take a dip in the water to wash off the dirt and grime from this island. Could you please watch my purple unicorn?"
Plum: "Uhhh.... sure?"
Mason:
"Ok. Thank you. But, please don't put it too close to the fire."
Mason: "And don't touch it too much. I wouldn't want him to get filthy."
Plum: "Shouldn't be a problem. We will take good care of him."
Mason: "Alright, thanks guys.... I mean girls.... Err... guy? And girls. Anyway, thanks everyone."
Rue: "That was certainly... odd, don't you think?"
Artie: "Très bizarre."
Mason: "Oh, and sorry, but one more thing....."
Rue: "Yes?"
Mason: "Please don't toss him around like a football or any other
object. I don't want him to rip or be torn. He's very, very special to
me."
Mason: "Thank you."
Plum: "Huh."
Artie: "Hm."
Rue: "Well then..... Do you have anything to add, Mr. Unicorn?"
Purple Unicorn: .....
Whitney: "What are they like, doing over there??"
Mason: "Not sure... Wait, is that my...."
Mason: "HEY!!"
Mason: "What are you doing?! STOP!"
Adrian: "Ahahaha, you were too late, Mason! Time to go for a little jump-"
APRICOT: "FIRE CLAN MEMBERS, I NEED YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION."
Adrian: "God damnit. This will have to wait."
But in an eventual plot twist to EVERYONE... Mason wasn't a weirdo after all. There was a method behind his madness... A reason he was protecting the stuffed animal so fiercely:
BRENT: "Secondly... A cameraman witnessed Mason with possession of an unapproved device, and after confiscation, we discovered that it was actually a RECORDING DEVICE. Mason, please explain to your tribemates what you already explained to us."
Mason: "Alright... Well, this isn't exactly one of my better moments, but.... I hid a recording device inside my 'beloved' unicorn, to aid me throughout the season so that I could spy on conversations and get secret intel about everyone. I figured bringing one would be useful regardless of whether or not I'm the Mole. If I wasn't, I could listen to game talk. If I was, I could tell who was suspecting me, and then I could try and remedy that."
Mason was so keen on winning, that he overstepped the boundary line when it comes to the rules, which specifically say no audio or video recording devices of any kind are permitted. As such, he was penalized on the following quiz. However, fortunately for him, after confiscation it was revealed that no game-talk was recorded into the device, making his win tonight no less worthy.
So if the recording device didn't lead him to victory, what did?
Well.... His relentless interrogating. We are about to show you a few of his greatest interrogations; watch and see if you can find out how he was able to get the answer he wanted:
Mason: "Adrian, I can tell you don't want to participate, but I have a few questions for you anyway... I hope that is OK?"
Adrian: "You won't get anywhere, but shoot away."
Mason: "Do you want to do a mutual reveal?"
Adrian: "No."
Mason: "How about you show me yours if I show you mine?"
Adrian: "Gross. Double no."
Mason: "Fine. Are you Red or Blue?"
Adrian: "Purple."
Mason: "Do you want the President dead?"
Adrian: "Which one?"
Mason: "Do you have a bomb in your possession?"
Adrian: "That remains to be seen."
Mason: "Are you the Mole?"
Adrian: "Unknown."
Mason: "Do you know who the Mole is?"
Adrian: "Perhaps."
Mason: "Is it me?"
Adrian: "You tell me."
Mason: "Do you know who the President is?"
Adrian: "Unlikely."
Mason: "Are you the President?"
Adrian: "No... I mean, nein. NEIN. I speak basic German."
Mason: "Do you now?"
Adrian: "Yes. Are we done here?"
Mason: "You tell me."
Adrian: "Yes. We are done."
Mason: "Great. You can leave now."
By questioning Adrian belligerently, he knew he could eventually get him to slip.... and slip he did, by confessing he wasn't the President, which allowed Mason, the Room Leader, to send him out the door since he was no longer useful to him.
In the next scene, Mason knows something's up, and wants to get in on the intel:
Mason: "You get nosebleeds often, Plum?"
Plum: "Oh, yes yes, all the time! Morning, afternoon, evening, doesn't matter when, I always get'em! Very annoying, but you learn to deal with these things overtime."
Mason: "Hmmm... I see.... It just doesn't make much sense, because I've lived on the same beach as you for the last 10 days and haven't noticed a SINGLE thing..."
Plum: "Oh, that's because I usually clean it up right away! Why do you think I keep my bag with me all the time?! It's not just for carrying my laptop and journal, ya know! It's also full of emergency tissues!"
Mason: "Imaginary emergency tissues for cleaning up imaginary blood?"
Whitney: "What's so imagicnary about it, the girl's menstrating through her nose as we speak!"
Mason: "That's not blood, that's her Bloodclaw tattoo!!"
Whitney: "Plum.... Plum... PLUM! I think he's onto us!"
Mason: "Onto what?? What's going on?!"
Plum: "Whitney! Don't you DARE say a word!"
And his questions for Whitney didn't stop there. He knew she was hiding SOMETHING when she couldn't keep her story together:
Whitney: "Her name?"
Mason: "Yeah! Which one told you that you needed bigger breasts to impress?"
Whitney: "Oh, well, it was sort of all of them...."
Mason: "ALL of them told you that? What kind of crowd are you hanging with, gurl?!"
Whitney: "Should we start heading back now?"
Mason: "Sure. Seriously though, I am curious. Sorry if I'm pestering you, but you've never spoken of love. With all those boys you dated, you never truly fell head over heels for ONE of them?"
Whitney: "Oh, I'm sure I did, but that was like.... a long time ago, you know. A past life!"
Mason: "You're 21."
Whitney: "I know, aren't I just so old?! Ugh, it's like LITERALLY terrible."
Mason: "...."
Whitney: "...What? Did I like, miss the joke again?"
Mason: "No, but I fail to see how you've forgotten all your relationships. What was your last boyfriend's name?"
Whitney: "Fred. And you know I like totally don't have a great memory... Better than Caden, though! But that's like.. not even saying much..."
Mason: "What was Fred like?"
Whitney: "Fred? Just your typical guy, like I guess... He was my first ginger BF, and he had a twin brother!"
Mason: "You just described Fred Weasley."
Whitney: "Fred... who?"
Mason: "Harry Potter?"
Whitney: "Hairy Popper?"
Mason: "Never mind. Who was your senior sweetheart?"
Whitney: "My... huh?"
Mason: "Your senior sweetheart! Almost everyone has one."
Whitney: "I had like.... a hella lot of boy toys during my high school days, Mason. I barely remember like any of their names! Too many to even count on three hands..."
Mason: "Surely you did the deed with one of them?"
Whitney: "..."
Mason: ".....So you never had intimate contact with any of your past boyfriends?"
Whitney: "What? Oh, no. I lost my virginity at like.... 12?"
And the very next day, his suspicions proving well-placed...
Whitney: "I...I have cancer, and I went bald, and I was embarrassed so I put on a wig..."
Mason: "Pardon my french, but you LIAR!"
Artie: "Zat iz not French!"
Whitney: "Fine, if you're so brilliant, then, why don't you tell everyone what you THINK you know, Detective? Because I like TOTALLY am confused myself..."
Mason: "You are not who you say you are. I know that much. Your past is obscure, and you change the details far too often. You don't even remember any of your past boyfriends, and your family remains a mystery to us all."
Mason: "And you're clearly not 20 years old. You've got some defined wrinkles, and they've only been covered by your makeup, which, you no longer have."
Mason: "So please, tell us what's really going on, 'Whitney'. Or should I say.... Impostor??"
Turns out, Morgan wasn't the ONLY imposter Mason discovered...
It was the "2 Rooms, 1 Boom" mission that Mason got his first scent for the sneaky sneaky Mole... And ever since then, he has never quite trusted her fully:
Mason: "Whitney? What's your opinion on the matter?"
Isabelle: "How can you trust her so blindly when you don't know for sure she's Blue? I'm the only one in this room that you know for sure is on your side, Mason....."
He has been hot on her trail, waiting for the perfect moment to catch her in the act and bring her to justice.
In the last days though, leading up to tonight, Mason got paranoid that he perhaps got it all wrong. So, he hatched a plan, a plan that would ultimately lay his paranoia to rest as he surmised that Morgan could not POSSIBLY be the Mole. Take a CLOSER look from yesterday's conversation between Mason and Morgan:
Mason: "You know, I know, right?"
Morgan: "Know what?"
Mason: "You know."
Morgan: "Um, no I don't."
Mason: "How can you NOT know I know? It is quite obvious. We all know it."
Morgan: "I swear to god Mason, if you say ONE more vague thing I'm throwing you to the sharks."
Mason: "Then I won't say anything else."
Morgan: "Uhhh... Okay?"
Mason: "....."
Morgan: "........."
Mason: "..................."
Morgan: "........................."
Morgan: "MY LORD! What the fuck do you think I think I know about what you think?!!?"
Mason: "It's her."
Morgan: "Yes, I fucking know it's her!"
Mason: "It's interesting..."
Morgan: "What's interesting? Tell me. What the fuck is so interesting?"
Mason:
"It's just... You're usually cool, calm, and collected, even under a
ton of pressure. Why so quick to anger? Are you.... No. I mustn't think
that. How rude of me to even SUGGEST that... Well, never mind."
Morgan:
"ARE YOU.... What are you trying to imply? That I'm on my.... You know
what.... Yes, I'm getting angrier. Why? Because I have never been
exposed to THIS much pressure! When I'm on stage, I have already
rehearsed and prepared for many, MANY hours. And as far as my classroom,
I only have to deal with the brats for an hour or two at a time. But
this place?! It's fucking terrible, every single thing is terrible, and
you pestering me beyond BELIEF is not helping!"
Mason: "Ahhh... So you ARE on your period!"
Morgan: "NO, I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
Mason: "Got it. No more further questions. What a productive chat it has been!"
Mason: "...BUT before I go, just ONE more question: Do you often lose to men?"
Morgan: "...Mason, you have EXACTLY 10 seconds to leave."
Mason: "Message received and info gathered!
Sorry if I offended you at all, it was never my true intention. I'm doing what I need to do to win, please bear that in mind."
Morgan couldn't be the Mole, because she was trying so hard to beat the Mole.
And when Mason wasn't working hard on discovering all the clues, he was hard at work attempting to add as much money to the pot as possible, as evidenced by nearly every mission:
"Mason stood up first, and guessed LAPTOP."
Midge: "Okay, okay.... I'll put my arms down if you stop freaking out.
What are we going to do here?"
Mason: "Phew.... Okay. As much as safety sounds good, that money sounds even better."
Midge: "But you won't even GET the money if you're executed before then."
Mason: "True, but you can trust me. Immunity only benefits one of us; the money can benefit both, potentially. And honestly, I'm afraid I might just fall off this thing all on my own, hehe, soooo.... Let's make a deal quick and get this over with!"
"MASON MAKES IT BACK TO SHORE WHILE WHITNEY IS REALLY TAKING HER TIME OUT THERE.... CAN THIS OPEN UP THE DOOR FOR BLOODCLAW?"
Rue: "You got it? I think I switched around the fire colors. I don't want to say anything in front of Linda though...."
Mason: "Do not worry little Rue, I got this under control."
Mason: "OYG Blue! Black RP! White and Purple!"
*taps each corresponding color on xylophone, which mimics the Survivor song theme chorus*
BRENT: "DING DING DING!!"
BRENT: "BLOODCLAW PUZZLERS, START!"
*SPLAT*
Plum: "He got it!!"
Artie: "OUI!"
*Bloodclaw celebrates*
Mason: "Alright, then if you don't mind, I'll start.... assuming of course that you do not mind?"
Linda: "Go ahead."
Mason: "As you should already know.... Our teams are segregated. You got your red-mates and I have my blue-mates. Each team has total control of who to send over."
Linda: "Mhmm."
Mason: "One bonus point isn't going to help you much. Either you know the Mole or you don't. There's too many points at stake here, I tell you! I think Red Team should forfeit this mission for the betterment of the group."
Mason: "What do you say?"
Linda: "It's an interesting proposal!"
Mason: "It is, isn't it!?"
Linda: "Because if I keep my Bomber held back, that would result in 160 points.... Assuming you keep your President in there. That way the President and 3 of his or her allies would live. It is a lot of points, but I'm not sure it's worth the risk to my personal game..."
Mason: "Keep your Bomber strapped tight in there, and I promise to let you borrow my journal overnight."
Linda: "Oh, wow. That's quite the offer.... I've heard that you are not one to shy away from using your journal, plus you're a detective and all, so.... Fine! I'll keep my bomber locked up."
Mason: "Alright, so deal?"
Linda: "Deal!"
Mason: "Oh god.... gross..."
APRICOT: "And Mason have finished!"
BRENT: "Annnnd our grand winner is WES, who answered a whopping 11 questions correctly, adding 55 points to the pot!"
BRENT: "So big congrats to our winner duo, Mason and Wes! C'mon up here, boys!"
BRENT: "It's now been a total of 150 minutes since this challenge has begun, and Mason is STILL hanging on as if his life depended on it!"
Izzy: "HOW YOU DOING MASON?? HOW ARE THOSE SHOULDERS?"
Mason: "NOT GREAT. I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH."
Mason: "I actually should probably re-position myself before I break my shoulders..."
Mason: "Gahhh... This is tricky-tricky!"
Mason: "WOAOH! Hang on Mason!"
Mason: "MY WRIST!"
Mason: "UAHGHG!!"
BRENT: "I can't watch."
*SPLASH*
BRENT: "Awee... Well, all great things must come to an end eventually, right?"
BRENT: "NICE JOB MASON! You lasted a total of 151 minutes, which means you added the max amount of points that you could, which is a whopping 47, so brilliant job, mate!"
Ultimately, Mason's persistence and uncanny ability to read and manipulate people is what gave him the edge over everybody else, an edge so sharp it made it all too easy to bring down his target:
The girl who only popped out of her hole during the rising of the moon:
You could even argue it was unfair to cast a professional detective onto the show, a point Mason made abundantly clear day 2, which will go down as his famous first words...
Mason: "As for me, uncovering secrets is my job! Which is why this game is so perfect for me. It's just another case I need to solve."
*****
*everyone finishes applauding*
Mason: "Hehe, thank you all. I couldn't have done it without all of you... Eh. That sounds a bit awkward and braggy.. Uhhhh... Certainly couldn't have done it without you, Izzy! Because what would The Mole be without a mole, amiright or amiright? Okaaaaay let's get that camera off me now, shall we? Hellooooo? Dan? CUT PLEASE!"
BRENT: "That is partially true though, a different Mole may have placed you differently, Mason, so in some strange way you owe your win to her. And she owes her victories to everyone else, for helping her sabotage and letting her execute them one by one, using them and disposing of them just as quickly, especially the men. Her behavior wasn't far off from a venomous Black Widow Spider, manipulating people and drawing them into her web of lies, like a beautiful but deadly Siren in the middle of a vast and mysterious ocean...."
Izzy: "Damn. You make me sound so deliciously treacherous!"
BRENT: "That's because you are, and you were, sheila." ;-*
BRENT: "Take a look at the Black Widow's journey, from the very start, before she shed her skin of the uptight Isabelle and before she built her reputation as an alluring dominatrix..."
The Mole you see before you was NOT always the same Mole...
BRENT: "What's your name sheila?"
Isabelle: "Isabelle."
BRENT: "Mime Girl over here will show you how to do your temporary tattoo."
Isabelle: "Tattoo? No, I do not do tattoos. What for, anyway?"
BRENT: "Your tribe, silly!"
Isabelle: "Is this a joke? I'm not putting that on my face."
*Ambrose frowns dramatically*
BRENT: "Oh no, that's just her makeup. The tattoo is on her forehead for some reason."
Isabelle: "And you expect us to do the same??"
*Ambrose points to her arms and legs*
Isabelle: "Oh. I can put it anywhere? Thank God. My parents would not be pleased to see a tattoo on my face...."
Isabelle was uptight, pretentious, and seemed to find men... Less than desirable, and even used this to her advantage to plant the seed in people's minds that the Mole was in fact male, and NOT female:
Isabelle: "Perhaps you are asking me of my opinion on the identity of the Mole?"
Midge: "You could say that."
Isabelle: "I think it's a male."
Midge: "A male, huh? Why's that?"
Isabelle: "I tend to find men generally distrustful. And last season's Mole was female, which makes me think it more likely to be male this time."
Midge: "I see. Personally, it still feels too early in the game for me to say...."
But it didn't take long for the truth to spill out.... No, not that she was the Mole, but that her strict side, her "Isabelle Goode" side, was all just a farce to please her parents by continuing to look like the perfect angel they thought they raised.
But her parents, and her mom especially, needed a reality check. Because the truth was... Izzy was tired of conforming to her parents' strict lifestyle, and just wanted to be free from her old confining childhood.
It took her experience on The Mole to realize that life is short, and she should just live out and proud, instead of living a miserable and repressed life.
Adrian: "Are you seriously telling me that you have NEVER wanted-"
Isabelle: "-OF COURSE I HAVE WANTED SEX!! It is KILLING me that I have never even seen, or touched, or FELT...." *shudders*
Adrian: "Then why keep waiting?"
Isabelle: "My parents....?"
Adrian: "Well, fuck your parents."
Isabelle: "Yeah.... You are right! Fuck.... fuck my parents! FUCK them!"
Adrian: "That's the spirit! ....So now what's your excuse?"
Isabelle: "I- I, uhhh...... I do not have one...."
Adrian: "You know you want to, Izzy. I can see the craving in your eyes."
Isabelle: "Yeah? And what makes you so sure?"
Adrian: "Not to brag, but I AM pretty impossible to resist...."
Izzy: "....You know. I think I'm ready to have some Sex On A Beach now, Adrian.
Pour me a glass?"
Adrian: "Your wish is my command!"
This realization was NOT easy to overcome, as shown by Izzy's multiple breakdowns throughout the season when the stress got too much for her: Most notably...
The Loved Ones visit:
Octavia: "And why did that deaf man call you Izzy?!"
Octavia: "Isabelle. You aren't... You know...."
Izzy: "NO! I don't know! What?!"
Octavia: "YOU know... Going back and doing your, er... 'Switch-a-roo' thing...? Your alter ego, one might mention."
Izzy: "No, mother. I grew out of that. I have told you this before."
Octavia: "Oh, Isabelle.... Please baby, PLEASE don't lie to your mother!"
Octavia: "Have you really done this again? I thought we were past this! Past this immature rebel phase!"
Octavia: "You are such a beautiful and intelligent child, how can you resort to such, such.... Stupidity?!
....Isabelle? Are you alright darling? You look ever so pale."
Izzy: "I just need, need some... r-ressss...."
*THUD*
Octavia: "ISABELLE!"
People didn't realize it, but Izzy wasn't stressed ONLY by her mother; consider this:
She was hungry, starving even. She was physically and mentally drained, and now emotionally due to her mother's clear disappointment in her for reverting back to her old ways. Instead of receiving her mother's disapproval AGAIN, when she needed someone she loved and trusted the MOST out there in a lonely and desolate island, it turns out to be her MOTHER, of all people, who gives Izzy the most confusing anxiety. She decides to pretend she's still the perfect Isabelle, but that lie unravels quickly, MEANWHILE she STILL has to hold onto the biggest lie: Her identity as the Mole, and all the responsibility that goes behind that. If she slips up, not only does she fail herself, but she also fails the fans and crew members of the show... Add the grueling sun to the mix, and potential dehydration, and you've just created a recipe for disaster.
Fortunately... The Mole was a very strong and independant young woman who didn't need no help!
Izzy: "My name is Izzy Fleming. And the feeling is mutual."
So how did she manage to fool people for so long, while clearly being occupied by other personal issues such as enduring an identity crisis?
Turns out... Her 'Polar Opposites' persona may have JUST been the thing that distracted everyone from initially suspecting her.
In the early missions, for instance, her nonchalant attitude seemed like she genuinely wanted points in the pot:
Isabelle: "What even are those? Some sort of Ikea instructions?"
Adrian: "Beats me."
Isabelle: "In either case, the goggles are pretty obvious. Viperfang for that."
Adrian: "And Ikea instructions for my tribe. Agreed."
Linda: "What are you guys thinking?"
Isabelle: "I am unsure. Is tribal immunity worth losing those points?"
....But it didn't take long for our Mole to decide to start sabotaging, subtly at first by ensuring her duel against Georgie didn't end in a draw, which explains why she immediately attacked her, not allowing her to speak:
BRENT: "GO!"
Georgie: "WAIT!!"
Georgie: "Stop, no-!!"
Georgie: "ACK!!"
Isabelle: "Sorry lady!"
*Isabelle kicks away at Georgie's arm*
Georgie: "No!"
Georgie: "Steady mamma, steady!!"
Georgie: "Take THIS!"
*Georgie shoves at Isabelle's crotch area*
Isabelle: "OUH--!!"
Isabelle: "-Ahhh!!"
*SPLASH*
Was she disappointed she fell? Not in the least. Remember: Immunity means NOTHING to the Mole, so as long as she OR Georgie fell, Izzy was happy.
The Mole didn't turn heads in the "On Your Mark" mission either; her team was going so fast through the puzzle portion, the only thing Izzy could think to do was distract them by questioning them and wasting time:
Isabelle: "What the hell is a train hiccup?!? This is so frustrating."
Whitney: "Woah! The train, like, just hiccuped! Did you hear that?"
Isabelle: "No?"
Whitney: "Inside the mountain! There was like a moment of stillness and then like it shook and wind blew out!"
Tony: "I got it! The destination is the town square, which is number 45 on the map!"
Isabelle: "What map?"
Tony: "Right there!!"
Isabelle: "Oh! So if mountain.... I don't see mountain."
Tony: "Volcano maybe?"
Isabelle: "That's a volcano...?"
Her sabotages only became more obvious from there, however:
Isabelle: "Auggh... Someone help me!!"
*chokes*
APRICOT: "Do I really need to call in medical?"
Isabelle: "No.... I think...... I think I'm good. It's stinger was caught in my throat though."
Isabelle: "I am afraid I will have to bow out, however. I cannot finish this in time. And I nearly chocked to death. Sorry tribe, but I'm done with this."
Morgan: "What?! No! We need to catch up to Ice Nation!"
Izzy: "2!"
Mason: "6."
Izzy: "Bid 8."
Morgan: "I like waffles. 10."
Izzy: "And I like my meat! Bid 12."
Morgan: "14 then. Come at me, Izzy. We can do this all day, but who has more points at the end of the day?"
Izzy: "I don't care. I'm starving and I'm pissed about getting octopus intestines. Bid 16."
Artie: "Oohh, zis is très intense!"
Mason: "I'm out."
Morgan: "Shit. I am too. I need to save my points for something actually valuable."
BRENT: {Signs 'Going once, going twice...'}
"SOLD.... To Izzy for 16 points."
Artie: "Go get zit, femme!"
BRENT: "Take a bite now and let us know how it is."
BRENT: "How is it?"
Izzy: "Pretty damn good, Brenty! Pretty damn good."
Izzy: "I think I'll take this back to my seat and totally gorge myself."
Mason: "Was it worth all that money?"
Izzy: "Oh, YAS. Definitely! Best money I've ever spent on waffles and chicken, you bet my ass! And.... I'm like not even guaranteed to get this money, so I am basically totally spending someone else's..'s... money, potentially."
Izzy: "AAHHH!! SPIDER!"
Izzy: "Aahhughhh!!!"
Izzy: "NO!"
*SPLASH*
BRENT: "Looks like we have found our first casualty! Sorry Izzy, you're out."
Izzy: "Gahhhh!! That's so incredibly frustrating! How is that fair??"
BRENT: "Sorry mate, but you shouldn't let nature scare ya like that! You're from Aussie, aren't you? A little wolf spider never hurt no one! Hahaha. But really. I'd expect you to be used to the critters out here by now! It's what, day 24? That's 4 weeks, sheila!"
Izzy: "I know. I'm such a wimp. I really should have explored the great outdoors more as a kid, instead of being locked up in my mansion. I can see it all starting to bite me in the butt now... Literally. I definitely have a few bug bites on my arse!"
Izzy: "I can't believe I wasn't able to pull off this win... I don't want to be vulnerable during the last Execution.... Crap."
But as you should already know... Appearances can be deceiving. Here's a confessional from Izzy that was never shown, for obvious reasons:
Izzy: "SPIDER? What spider?! There was no spider! Bwhahahaahahaha!!"
The spider was just a lie... And even IF it were true, is there really a spider out there that would scare off the infamous Black Widow? ;-)
BRENT: "Octavia answered only 5 questions correctly, adding 25 points to the pot."
Why did Octavia answer so poorly? It SEEMED like it was because of their lackluster relationship that caused poor communication, but in actuality, Octavia WAS right; Izzy sabotaged the challenge. Not JUST in spite of her mother, mind you-- but also because she wanted the least amount of points to go into the group pot as possible.
Octavia: "My daughter is trying to sabotage our relationship. She does not want to spend anymore time with me, so she purposefully told me nothing of use. I just know it."
Izzy: "Just answer the question Octavia."
Octavia: "...I am wishing I had a son instead of a daughter now. And I would have named him JAMES-PATRICK."
BRENT: "Same as before. Sandra is right, Octavia is wrong.... again."
Even though Izzy was no longer following her parent's instructions, she was still following ours: Lie, cheat, steal-- do whatever it is you need to do to maintain your status as the secret saboteur.
The only thing we DIDN'T anticipate, however, was her using her SEXUAL prowess to manipulate men, and then devour them shortly after.
Isabelle: "You requested my presence?"
Adrian: "Indeed, I did."
Isabelle: "Okay. What do you want?"
Adrian: "You."
Isabelle: "....Look, Adrian. We have a quiz in an hour that I need to get ready for, and-"
Adrian: "Let's just cut the nonsense, Isabelle. This is my last night here, I know that for sure. I have two marks against me, and as far as who the Mole is, I have no fucking idea."
Izzy: "....You know. I think I'm ready to have some Sex On A Beach now, Adrian.
Pour me a glass?"
Izzy: "Oh, ADRIAN!!"
APRICOT: "You have been executed. I need you to leave immediately."
Izzy: "It's okay, guys! Really."
Izzy: "I mean... Would it be the end of the world if I did join him...?"
Caden: "See! I'm not sexist! Just trying to please the crowd. I'm a crowd pleaser, after all."
Mason: "Izzy, don't egg him on. He's being incredibly immature right now."
Izzy: "And who are you? My father?? Back off dude. I'm tired of people telling me what I can and can't do. I had a bit of fun with Adrian before he left, why can't I do the same with Caden?"
Caden: "Wait, did she say she did something with Adrian??"
BRENT: "Unfortunately, Caden, you have been eliminated. Please say your
goodbyes and ride the zipline down to the shore, where your boat awaits
you."
And by 'satisfying' Mason's brother, Wes, Izzy was able to get some valuable information out of him:
Izzy: "And he thinks I'M the Mole?!"
Wes: "Aoohaha... Please don't stop..."
Izzy: "If you want to finish, answer me."
Wes: "Fine. Yes. He thinks that.... I think. Like I said, we haven't had time to speak much, Morgan circles us like a hawk."
...Which she then used to try and throw Mason off of her, by using her seductive charm to lure him in and convince him otherwise. But Mason was resilient, and we all know how that exchange went about...
Izzy: "Well, there IS one thing we could trade..."
Mason: "Huh?"
Izzy: "Jump in the shower with me. This Eve could REALLY use her Adam out here."
Mason: "Wh-Who do you think I am?!?! I have integrity, you know!"
Izzy:
"In that case, I have no information for you. Scurry along now!"
And SPEAKING of information... Izzy didn't have much of it, one of her main faults as the Mole. She didn't NEED information, so why obtain it? Problem with this was... It made people like Rue and Mason only more suspicious of her, especially when she avoided sharing her journal multiple times:
Izzy: "Okay.... Do you really have to go on strike HERE, in front of our toilet??"
Rue: "Correction; this is MY toilet, not 'our' toilet. Mine only. If you want to have access to MY toilet, the one that I
built from scratch, then you can do me a favor and rip a page out of
your journal, and hand it over for one day's use of the golden throne
behind me."
Izzy: "Rip out a page of my journal?! I can't believe... Wow. I can't
believe I'm saying this, because mature people are NEVER FUN EVER....
but... You are being VERY immature right now, Rue! Come on, just let me
in! I don't have my journal on me. Could you accept another favor? How
about I flash you??! If I flash you, will you let me use the pottie??"
Rue: "Uhm.... No?"
Izzy: "Grrrr....."
Izzy: "WHAT?! No way!"
Mason: "And why not?"
Izzy: "No WAY am I going to let you read all the valuable information I've put in there! I've made it this far, I'm not going to let some bloke reap the benefits of my hard work just because he can throw a horseshoe straighter than I!"
Izzy: "....Which reminds me. I don't think I wrote down your age. What is it again?"
Mason: "27. Yours?"
Izzy: "Huh?! You're younger than me?? I'm 31."
Mason: "That was a bad toss AND a bad lie..... Oh, excuse me, that was bad behavior on my part, how rude of me. But honest to God, that's a flat-out lie. You're 29, or so I've heard...."
Here, not only did Izzy change the topic, but she also tried to pretend she WANTED information to throw Mason off-track. Furthermore, she lied to him, telling him the wrong age, in an attempt to get him executed.
Unfortunately for her, that never quite happened, so in a last ditch effort to get at least ONE finalist off her back, she tried to plant a seed of doubt in Morgan, just a day before the final Test:
Morgan: "True.... Wait."
Izzy: "Wait what?"
Morgan: "You just implied that you think I am the Mole...!?"
Izzy: "....Well, that's because...... I do."
Morgan: "But I think YOU are the Mole!"
Izzy: "You think I'M the Mole?!?! I mean, I'm almost flattered, but it's not flattering coming from the Mole herself..."
Morgan: "Wait..... Hold up now! You SERIOUSLY suspect me?! That... That doesn't make any sense."
Izzy: "Well, ONE of us has to be right, and one is wrong. It's not me, so you're wrong. Sorry to tell you."
Morgan: "Unless..."
Izzy: "Unless what?"
Morgan: "Unless MASON is the Mole, and we're both wrong."
In the end, Morgan still suspected Izzy more, but Morgan was one of the very few who did. It was only the final 3 non-mole players who suspected Izzy; even Artie and Linda, who made it 4th and 5th respectively, NEVER wrote the Mole's name down on the final question of any quiz, and even as they were eliminated together, they were still fooled into thinking that Morgan was the Mole....
But as we can all see now, the REAL Mole was smirking away, trying to contain her excitement as she watched TWO victims this time being offed for good.
There's simply no denying that this season's Mole is one of the best we've had yet.
She is actually the FIRST Mole to earn MORE money than the winner. What an accomplishment!
I think we can all agree that Izzy Fleming was a VERY devious Mole indeed...
*****
BRENT: "And of course, we can't NOT show some of the clues we snuck in! So now, I present to you all...
THE TOP 5 MOLE HINTS OF THE SEASON!"
1) In the "Tribal Feud" mission, all the top answers had a subtle reference to Isabelle: “Children”, “Court”, & “Darkness”.
The former two dealing with her profession as a Social Solicitor, and "fear of the dark" represents Isabelle's fear of night time, because that was when she lost all self control and became what she feared: Izzy.
Also, bonus clue: "Snake" was one of the answers, implying a member of Viperfang was the Mole.
2) Repetition of the number 29.
"Population: 29. Was 30, until some poor soul froze to death after he broke his leg trying to climb that mountain over yonder."
The population of the Fire & Ice island was supposedly 29, and the shipping fee for shipping anything to the island was 290 dollars, thus, 29 popping up yet again, to name just a few occurrences.
And if you haven't already figured it out: 29 is Izzy's age.
3) When the castaways were getting their face paint for their new tribe, who was the woman who painted their faces?
That woman was named Mahuika Hine, and the significance here is the translation of her name, which is in the Maori language.
"Mahuika" is a Fire Goddess in Maori culture, and "Hine" translates to girl. Notice the similarities to this Fire Goddess and Izzy? Both women with fiery eyes and hair, and the fire represents the fact that Izzy was on Fire Clan. Additionally, look at Mahuika's lips; They're green, and reminiscent of a snake's mouth.
GREEN and ORANGE color imagery also symbolizes Izzy's placement in both Viperfang and Fire Clan.
APRICOT: "This is a nice jack-of-all-trades healing smoothie, right here! It contains.... Milk, ginger, catnip, snake venom, dandelions, and CHARCOAL of all things."
Charcoal was a reference to FIRE NATION, snake venom a reference to VIPERFANG, ginger again a reference to her HAIR COLOR, milk a reference that she's a FEMALE.
[CATnip and dandeLION references to: Tiger, her creator]
5) As for our last main clue, it was actually revealed rather openly to those on the Loved Ones food reward: The clue of FIONA.
It was scribbled into the bottom of a plastic cookie, found by Morgan's friend.
It was Paddy the Parrot who later swooped in all the excitement and cookies, but it was soon realized to all that the word "Fiona" must be a clue to the identity of the Mole.
And when you hear Fiona, who do you think of?
Well, if you're like most people, you'll think of Princess Fiona.
What's her story? Seemingly perfect, mature, smart, beautiful, elegant, noble and wise... In the daylight, anyway. Once the sun disappears and the moon appears, she is suddenly transformed to something wild and ugly.
Morgan: "True.... Wait."
Izzy: "Wait what?"
Morgan: "You just implied that you think I am the Mole...!?"
Izzy: "....Well, that's because...... I do."
Morgan: "But I think YOU are the Mole!"
Izzy: "You think I'M the Mole?!?! I mean, I'm almost flattered, but it's not flattering coming from the Mole herself..."
Morgan: "Wait..... Hold up now! You SERIOUSLY suspect me?! That... That doesn't make any sense."
Izzy: "Well, ONE of us has to be right, and one is wrong. It's not me, so you're wrong. Sorry to tell you."
Morgan: "Unless..."
Izzy: "Unless what?"
Morgan: "Unless MASON is the Mole, and we're both wrong."
In the end, Morgan still suspected Izzy more, but Morgan was one of the very few who did. It was only the final 3 non-mole players who suspected Izzy; even Artie and Linda, who made it 4th and 5th respectively, NEVER wrote the Mole's name down on the final question of any quiz, and even as they were eliminated together, they were still fooled into thinking that Morgan was the Mole....
But as we can all see now, the REAL Mole was smirking away, trying to contain her excitement as she watched TWO victims this time being offed for good.
There's simply no denying that this season's Mole is one of the best we've had yet.
She is actually the FIRST Mole to earn MORE money than the winner. What an accomplishment!
I think we can all agree that Izzy Fleming was a VERY devious Mole indeed...
*****
*everyone finishes applauding*
BRENT: "And of course, we can't NOT show some of the clues we snuck in! So now, I present to you all...
THE TOP 5 MOLE HINTS OF THE SEASON!"
1) In the "Tribal Feud" mission, all the top answers had a subtle reference to Isabelle: “Children”, “Court”, & “Darkness”.
The former two dealing with her profession as a Social Solicitor, and "fear of the dark" represents Isabelle's fear of night time, because that was when she lost all self control and became what she feared: Izzy.
2) Repetition of the number 29.
"Population: 29. Was 30, until some poor soul froze to death after he broke his leg trying to climb that mountain over yonder."
The population of the Fire & Ice island was supposedly 29, and the shipping fee for shipping anything to the island was 290 dollars, thus, 29 popping up yet again, to name just a few occurrences.
And if you haven't already figured it out: 29 is Izzy's age.
3) When the castaways were getting their face paint for their new tribe, who was the woman who painted their faces?
That woman was named Mahuika Hine, and the significance here is the translation of her name, which is in the Maori language.
"Mahuika" is a Fire Goddess in Maori culture, and "Hine" translates to girl. Notice the similarities to this Fire Goddess and Izzy? Both women with fiery eyes and hair, and the fire represents the fact that Izzy was on Fire Clan. Additionally, look at Mahuika's lips; They're green, and reminiscent of a snake's mouth.
GREEN and ORANGE color imagery also symbolizes Izzy's placement in both Viperfang and Fire Clan.
4) While in the "Bon Apetit!" mission, one of the entrees featured the below ingredients:
APRICOT: "This is a nice jack-of-all-trades healing smoothie, right here! It contains.... Milk, ginger, catnip, snake venom, dandelions, and CHARCOAL of all things."
Charcoal was a reference to FIRE NATION, snake venom a reference to VIPERFANG, ginger again a reference to her HAIR COLOR, milk a reference that she's a FEMALE.
[CATnip and dandeLION references to: Tiger, her creator]
5) As for our last main clue, it was actually revealed rather openly to those on the Loved Ones food reward: The clue of FIONA.
It was scribbled into the bottom of a plastic cookie, found by Morgan's friend.
It was Paddy the Parrot who later swooped in all the excitement and cookies, but it was soon realized to all that the word "Fiona" must be a clue to the identity of the Mole.
And when you hear Fiona, who do you think of?
Well, if you're like most people, you'll think of Princess Fiona.
What's her story? Seemingly perfect, mature, smart, beautiful, elegant, noble and wise... In the daylight, anyway. Once the sun disappears and the moon appears, she is suddenly transformed to something wild and ugly.
... Or IS she ugly? Fiona realizes that this is her most complete, utterly true self, where she can be free from her domineering father and judging mother, and live happily having her physical outside reflect what she feels inside.... Remind you of anyone?
[The complete and comprehensive list of clues can be found halfway down the page on the thread: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/880376/the-mole-season-5-survivor-edition/p124]
*****
BRENT: "And a clue I just realized myself... Izzy spelled out she was the Mole in her name! Break her name up in syllables: Isabelle = I.Sab.elle…. 'I sab[otage]', or even 'I sab[oteur] girl' if you want to get fancy!!"
BRENT: "Now, every season, Production sets up an online poll to decide the 'Fan Favorite', who wins 50 grand for helping our show to be ever-more entertaining. Because if you think about it, you guys are essentially doing the same job as actors, but just... Improvising a WHOLE lot more. As such, you should be benefited for being a major part of the show's success, because without you all, we wouldn't have a show, now would we?"
BRENT: "So I have bad news and good news: Bad news, there was some very clear and evident voter fraud in the Fan Favorite poll, enough to spoiler the entire thing, meaning... We don't have a Fan Favorite this season."
*cue shock and awe XD*
BRENT: "BUT good news is this: We don't have anyone to spend the 50 grand on, so we decided to double it to $100,000 and divide it among the 12 of you equally, for partaking in our show. And I say 12 because Mason and Izzy have MORE THAN ENOUGH money, let me tell you! Money ain't the key to happiness anyways, mates, so bear that in mind, my friends!"
BRENT: "And I think it's fair to split the money evenly because we had a pretty great cast to begin with, and the poll reflected that; there really was no clear 'fan favorite' anyway, as evidenced by the fact that there was a clear trend between longevity and likeability."
BRENT: "Basically, the people who made it furthest also got the highest votes, proving that viewers didn't really know who to vote for and just decided to vote for those still fresh in memory. There really was no true person that stood out, so it's safe to say you were ALL the fan's favorites!!"
BRENT: "...EXCEPT for one of you... I hate to do this, because it really is quite awful, but Karen is forcing me on this one. Unfortunately, it is now time to hand out the infamous FABIO AWARD.
The unlucky lad who gets this title goes to none other than...."
"MIDGE BOYKIN!"
BRENT: "Sorry dude. If you made it further, you may have been a force to be reckoned with, but as the definition of Fabio goes, it's a man or woman who, due to leaving the show early, doesn't leave much of an impression. As time developed, you easily could have become multidimensional, but as it was, you appeared rather flat, unfortunately forever giving you the label of:
THE FABIO OF THE SEASON."
BRENT: "And that's our show! But before we head off the air, we realize that some of you probably still have a LOT to say... So, any final thoughts or comments?"
*Ambrose stands up, and begins to use French sign language*
~{Translation: It is bittersweet to be returning back to a game that has caused me such pain and emotional heartache, The tragic loss of both that dear sweet translator *Blows a kiss into the air* and my loss of dignity when i fell out of the helicopter taking me back to civilization and landed head first into the opened hull of a fishing trawler *Ambrose looks horrified* the smell of fish guts still lingers to this very day... It is... Too much to bare.
*Sad Violins begin to play*
What little time i spent in the game was truly memorable, Even though my tribe saw fit to vote me out i hold no grudges. My inability to communicate was a difficult obstacle to overcome *Ambrose mimes crying* It seems my tribe were unable to look past how i appeared to them and instead chose to cast me aside like the rest of the frog once you have collected the frogs legs for eating. In the end the obstacle was far too great to leap over and alas i left, Heart-heavy, Wondering into the ominent bleak void of the real world where once i had lived.
*Ambrose Bows*
*Sound of deflating balloons* }~
BRENT: "Alright then! That... That was certainly something. Anyone else want to share their feelings?"
Artie: "I juzt want to apologize to mon dear ami Killian, for tricking him into believing zat I waz ze Môle."
Killian: "No worries, doll! All is forgiven in the name of love and war... And Mole."
Artie: "And I zould ALZO like to apologize to Plum, zat beau woman behind me. We had un coalition, but I répété gave her falze infomazion about ze identity..."
Plum: "I had no idea you were so coy, Artie!"
Artie: "And un lazt zing... For zis one, I do NON apologize becauze he waz being very brutish, oui? When Rue demand I gave him un piece of mon journal, I refuze at firzt... But ZEN, I decided to trick him un bit... And put in fake clues, and falze infomazion about mon self and odzers..."
Plum: "Shocker!"
Rue: "Ouch. I guess you taught me a lesson then!"
Rue: "And I actually learned so much through my experiences on this show, Brent. It was a journey of a lifetime, so thank you so much for the opportunity, even though in the beginning I was just a little squirt!"
BRENT: "Happy to have had you! I can tell you've grown a lot out here. From a boy to a man!"
BRENT: "And Linda, fans are curious: Where do you see your life headed now?"
Linda: "Well, this show was my platform to start something big. I haven't decided what yet, but I would love to do something to pay back the families of the victims of my parent's crimes."
Linda: "I also have plans to write a movie with some of the biggest videogames heroes, fighting off evil and injustice together, united. Because after all, we are better together."
BRENT: "That's very nice to hear! And Mason and Izzy, what do you plan on spending all that money on?"
Izzy: "Alcohol. Lots and lots of it! And maybe a yacht... Haha, just joking... Sorta. We'll see what the future holds." ;-)
Mason: "As for me, I'm going to buy my momma a REALLY nice and expensive house on the coast, and then for myself, hopefully expand my private investigation agency. Also: Save some for any potential children in my future...."
Plum: "And how about a question for YOU, Brent??"
BRENT: "ME? Sure! I'm not as interesting as you guys, but shoot away!"
Plum: "Any spoilers or teasers for next season? Will you be hosting? What will the twist/theme be??"
BRENT: "No, I'm afraid I won't be hosting again! I'm like Obama, over and out!
Buuuuut I CAN give you guys one little teaser....
Next season's title will OFFICIALLY be...
The Mole Season 6: SPY VS SPY."
BRENT: "Aight, thanks everyone! It was a joy having you all here, I had a blast hosting, it was just too much fun! Thank you all for a great season, congrats again to our winner and Mole, you both did terrific!"
BRENT (signing): {"This is Brent Springs, signing off... Literally! Hahaha"}
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*Ambrose stands up, and begins to use French sign language*
~{Translation: It is bittersweet to be returning back to a game that has caused me such pain and emotional heartache, The tragic loss of both that dear sweet translator *Blows a kiss into the air* and my loss of dignity when i fell out of the helicopter taking me back to civilization and landed head first into the opened hull of a fishing trawler *Ambrose looks horrified* the smell of fish guts still lingers to this very day... It is... Too much to bare.
*Sad Violins begin to play*
What little time i spent in the game was truly memorable, Even though my tribe saw fit to vote me out i hold no grudges. My inability to communicate was a difficult obstacle to overcome *Ambrose mimes crying* It seems my tribe were unable to look past how i appeared to them and instead chose to cast me aside like the rest of the frog once you have collected the frogs legs for eating. In the end the obstacle was far too great to leap over and alas i left, Heart-heavy, Wondering into the ominent bleak void of the real world where once i had lived.
*Ambrose Bows*
*Sound of deflating balloons* }~
BRENT: "Alright then! That... That was certainly something. Anyone else want to share their feelings?"
Artie: "I juzt want to apologize to mon dear ami Killian, for tricking him into believing zat I waz ze Môle."
Killian: "No worries, doll! All is forgiven in the name of love and war... And Mole."
Artie: "And I zould ALZO like to apologize to Plum, zat beau woman behind me. We had un coalition, but I répété gave her falze infomazion about ze identity..."
Plum: "I had no idea you were so coy, Artie!"
Artie: "And un lazt zing... For zis one, I do NON apologize becauze he waz being very brutish, oui? When Rue demand I gave him un piece of mon journal, I refuze at firzt... But ZEN, I decided to trick him un bit... And put in fake clues, and falze infomazion about mon self and odzers..."
Plum: "Shocker!"
Rue: "Ouch. I guess you taught me a lesson then!"
Rue: "And I actually learned so much through my experiences on this show, Brent. It was a journey of a lifetime, so thank you so much for the opportunity, even though in the beginning I was just a little squirt!"
BRENT: "Happy to have had you! I can tell you've grown a lot out here. From a boy to a man!"
BRENT: "And Linda, fans are curious: Where do you see your life headed now?"
Linda: "Well, this show was my platform to start something big. I haven't decided what yet, but I would love to do something to pay back the families of the victims of my parent's crimes."
Linda: "I also have plans to write a movie with some of the biggest videogames heroes, fighting off evil and injustice together, united. Because after all, we are better together."
BRENT: "That's very nice to hear! And Mason and Izzy, what do you plan on spending all that money on?"
Izzy: "Alcohol. Lots and lots of it! And maybe a yacht... Haha, just joking... Sorta. We'll see what the future holds." ;-)
Mason: "As for me, I'm going to buy my momma a REALLY nice and expensive house on the coast, and then for myself, hopefully expand my private investigation agency. Also: Save some for any potential children in my future...."
Plum: "And how about a question for YOU, Brent??"
BRENT: "ME? Sure! I'm not as interesting as you guys, but shoot away!"
Plum: "Any spoilers or teasers for next season? Will you be hosting? What will the twist/theme be??"
BRENT: "No, I'm afraid I won't be hosting again! I'm like Obama, over and out!
Buuuuut I CAN give you guys one little teaser....
Next season's title will OFFICIALLY be...
The Mole Season 6: SPY VS SPY."
BRENT: "Aight, thanks everyone! It was a joy having you all here, I had a blast hosting, it was just too much fun! Thank you all for a great season, congrats again to our winner and Mole, you both did terrific!"
BRENT (signing): {"This is Brent Springs, signing off... Literally! Hahaha"}
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